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A another term for getting absolutely drunk, scooshed, hammered, pished, etc. on a single bottle of beer or anything lower in strength. Applies to those who can hardly walk and speak afterwards.
Jamie: "Waaannntttta shhhhaggggggg..."

Andrew: "Mate, you've had one beer... You are well and truely songued! Yass!"
Songued by [[ Allan ]] August 10, 2007

tip of the slongue 

A slip of the tongue when trying to say “slip of the tongue
Nihal: “Sorry, I had a tip of the slongue.”
Johann: “A what?”
Nihal: “A tip of the tongue, a slip of the slongue!”
Johann: “Ohh, a slip of the tongue
tip of the slongue by ooopsay March 16, 2023
another word for being fucked or shagged by a man with a large penis
"he slonged you there bird"
slonged by willy the warrior April 18, 2009

sonfused 

when a mother has twins, identical boys, and has trouble telling them apart. she may call one by the other's name or give them the wrong lunch before they go to school. this also applies to fathers with identical twin sons.
tommy's mom just called him oscar, but oscar is sick at home....she's sonfused today.
sonfused by peacelove&cattle November 2, 2011

slingus slongus 

Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.
Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”

Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”

Henry: “Another word for dick.”

Tim: “oh”
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020