Slongused

A combination of the following feelings: sleepy, hungry and confused. Often used as an abbreviation of the aforementioned emotions.

The widow was walking wearily on her way feeling agitated and rather slongused.

by Enok’smom November 10, 2021

Songued

A another term for getting absolutely drunk, scooshed, hammered, pished, etc. on a single bottle of beer or anything lower in strength. Applies to those who can hardly walk and speak afterwards.

Jamie: "Waaannntttta shhhhaggggggg..."

Andrew: "Mate, you've had one beer... You are well and truely songued! Yass!"

by [[ Allan ]] August 10, 2007

tip of the slongue

A slip of the tongue when trying to say “slip of the tongue”

Nihal: “Sorry, I had a tip of the slongue.”
Johann: “A what?”
Nihal: “A tip of the tongue, a slip of the slongue!”
Johann: “Ohh, a slip of the tongue”

by ooopsay March 16, 2023

slonged

another word for being fucked or shagged by a man with a large penis

"he slonged you there bird"

by willy the warrior April 18, 2009

sonfused

when a mother has twins, identical boys, and has trouble telling them apart. she may call one by the other's name or give them the wrong lunch before they go to school. this also applies to fathers with identical twin sons.

tommy's mom just called him oscar, but oscar is sick at home....she's sonfused today.

by peacelove&cattle November 2, 2011

slingus slongus

Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.

Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”

Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”

Henry: “Another word for dick.”

Tim: “oh”

by the unfunny individual February 20, 2025