Slingshit

When you take a shit so hard it gets shot into the toilet, messing up the toilet walls and creating a big splash.

Also the act of tossing your shit into the air ultimately it lands on someone’s face or something.

You: I just shat so hard I made a slingshit.
Me: I wanted to do a slingshit on my friend’s face.

by gregben March 14, 2022

skinshitter

One who has received an experimental vaccine for the much ballyhooed COVID-19 virus, and is now covered in ugly, noisome sores. Skinshitters who took the mRNA shots often shed viruses on the general public as well.

I saw Pauline at the bar last night. Man, she is such a skinshitter. Her skin is all covered in sores, and she was shedding viruses all over the place.

by eggplant boi September 22, 2021

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010

Chinese Slingshot

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.

Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.

by DannyBonco March 15, 2007

Slangshat

Past Tense of Slingshot

whilst camping a fortnight ago, I slangshat a bear in the face to prevent it from stealing my food. this was unwise as I am now missing an arm.

by theboat144 September 7, 2011

Double Barrel Slingshot

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.

He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.

by Dweebster August 30, 2010

slickshit

Slickshit is a term used to call out anybody who is demonstrating shady or downright wrong behavior right out in the open.

I saw your slickshit move on that girl.

by DMack2018 June 3, 2018