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linoleum knife 

Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres
"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

linoleum knife 

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.
"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."
linoleum knife by c gizzel May 2, 2007

linoleum 

A slick surface material used for the flooring of many rooms, most notably bathrooms and kitchens.
"Linoleum clearly doesn't mean a breakdancing surface"
linoleum by Mike Doherty September 16, 2005

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife 

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.
After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

linoleum 

A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.
Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.
linoleum by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

linoleum polisher 

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.
Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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