Definitions by kingofkeizer

Slinoleum 

A product used by middle aged dudes with dad bods to make their hair more attractive.

Tommy really went hard with the Slinoleum today. Must be taco Tuesday at the senior center.

Slinoleum by kingofkeizer February 8, 2022

Boner Garage 

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.

Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.

Boner Garage by kingofkeizer April 8, 2021

Licklish 

The result of being ticklish from being licked.

That girl is hot but she's so licklish she can't cum without laughing like a hyena

Licklish by kingofkeizer March 28, 2021

UDV 

Urban Dyke Vehicle

Cars preferred by lesbians. For instance, anything made by Subaru.

There are so many UDVs in the parking lot of this Melissa Etheridge concert.

UDV by kingofkeizer May 28, 2014

SSD 

Suck Shitty Dick.

More commonly known as ATM (Ass-to-mouth) but actually created in the early 1990's in Keizer, OR by a legend.

Last night my girl went the extra mile and gave me SSD on my waterbed.....alright, alright, alright.

SSD by kingofkeizer September 25, 2012