Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.

Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.

by kingofkeizer April 08, 2021

SSD

Suck Shitty Dick.

More commonly known as ATM (Ass-to-mouth) but actually created in the early 1990's in Keizer, OR by a legend.

Last night my girl went the extra mile and gave me SSD on my waterbed.....alright, alright, alright.

by kingofkeizer September 25, 2012

Licklish

The result of being ticklish from being licked.

That girl is hot but she's so licklish she can't cum without laughing like a hyena

by kingofkeizer March 28, 2021

Slinoleum

A product used by middle aged dudes with dad bods to make their hair more attractive.

Tommy really went hard with the Slinoleum today. Must be taco Tuesday at the senior center.

by kingofkeizer February 08, 2022

UDV

Urban Dyke Vehicle

Cars preferred by lesbians. For instance, anything made by Subaru.

There are so many UDVs in the parking lot of this Melissa Etheridge concert.

by kingofkeizer May 28, 2014