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A slick surface material used for the flooring of many rooms, most notably bathrooms and kitchens.
"Linoleum clearly doesn't mean a breakdancing surface"
by Mike Doherty July 5, 2005
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1)Improbable
2)To be used to pacify, or otherwise delude for the purposes of non-resistance, the tempermant of a middle class American.
"We shall acheive world peace" -Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
by Mike Doherty July 5, 2005
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