SLIF

Sorry liver it's Friday, time to get waste, hammered, shit faced, drunk, enjoy the weekend livin in the now

I just got off work its 4pm Friday it's time for a jack on the rocks or some don Julio... Sorry liver it's Friday(slif)

by Devin G1503 September 22, 2013

SLIF

an abbreviation for “so lame it's funny” can also be said as “it’s so lame it’s funny”

Wright Brothers: this flying machine will change the world as we know it
Critic: this plan is SLIF... LOL

by jai614 April 30, 2006

SLIF

SIDEWAYS LISA FINGER
To give "the finger" sideways
Particularly handy when in front of impressionable people

I "sliffed" that dirty bitch or
I told them to get stuffed and gave them the "slif"

by Rachiroo August 29, 2005

Slif

A person who is currently without Internet.

Yo I'm a slif right now but as soon as my mom pays the Internet bill i'll be back on-line.

by Eugene Spokes September 6, 2010

SLIF

SLIF- Sluts I Like to Fuck

I was hitting this SLIF all weekend her husband was out of town!

by CuckeatsCum March 26, 2023

Slifer Slacker

A person who tries to slack off in a card game.

Stop slacking off you slifer slacker!

by Mikethunders100 December 27, 2017

Slifer

Hamlet in central Iowa. Famous for its feral packs of dachshunds and ferocious sky dragons.

Jeff: Hey, let's go to Slifer.

Dylan: No man, Todd went there last week and was attacked by a pack of wiener dogs!

by jfinch94 August 15, 2014