Same as a "Camel Slide", which is the act of maneuvering a bare erect penis through vaginal lips, without penetrating the vagina. A slide and glide is often used as an act of foreplay, prior to intercourse, or as a means to stimulate orgasm for one and/or both partners.
When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
‘Slide ‘n’ Glide’ – descriptive term given to the sexual move where the female’s underwear is slid to the side and the "Moby"(my slang for penis, Moby Dick) is inserted into the 'jack and danny', without actuallytaking off the panties.
Particularly useful at picnics, cinema trips and other such outings..
'Bob' and 'Jane' were having a smashing time at the park, eating their peanut butter sarnies, when Bob thought.. "hey, I reckon I can see a "slidenglide" opportunity here" - and i'm gonna "go for gold"...