Sleepwich

When three people sleep together in a cuddling position, so the middle person gets squished.

Last night me, Greg and Hannah sleepwiched cause the hotel didn't have any more rooms.

Sleepwich by NotJum July 20, 2023

Sleepchew 

When you pack a chew while your in bed.

Oh my god babe. I told you not to pack a sleepchew when I just washed the sheets.

Sleepchew by Sleepchew July 6, 2020

Sleepwatching 

Sleepwatching:

When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.

While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.

Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami

#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!

#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.

*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*

She is sleepwatching.

Sleepwatching by ChampagneMami&Florzinha November 27, 2019

Sleepchatting 

G-chatting as you are falling asleep, resulting in mostly incomprehsnsible half thoughts and many typos. Can also be seen on other chat / messaging applications.

Sleepchatting conversation:

3:33 AM Guy: have a good night
Girl: nihjy
Girl: night
typov
bvc im asleep
3:34 AM Guy: ha, k
3:35 AM Girl: uj hih
3:36 AM Guy: go to sleep

Sleepchatting by Sister of HRH,Queen of Heights June 4, 2009

Sleepicide 

When one is so utterly exhausted they decide to call it quits for the night despite the fact that they still have a lot more work to do. Though it provides temporary relief from stress, it typically screws one over the next day.

I still had half of my project to do, but it was already 2 in the morning, so I just commited sleepicide and decided to deal with the consequences tomorrow.

Sleepicide by Zetaglobin June 11, 2011

sleepish

To be used in place of sleepy(1), or when you are a mix of bored and sleepy(2), or when you're zoned out(3).

1) on aim: yo, im getting pretty sleepish here, gonna go get readyfor bed.

2)dude....I'm getting kinda sleepish...we should totally do something

3) girl1: OMG. did you see what a slut she is? and...blahblahblah...are you even listening?
girl2: huh? sorry..im really sleepish

sleepish by dots1228 May 29, 2008

slapwich 

a slapwich is the exact moment when your two hands come together and meet someones face.

"I just gave him a slapwich." Computer not working? Give it a slapwich.

slapwich by swrkrtude November 14, 2012