SLEEPWALKING

Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.

This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.

A side-effect of smartphone addiction.

He sleepwalked right into me.

She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.

I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.

by Jaytecx August 1, 2022

Sleepwalking

Someone that is, currently well and alive, being searched for termination.

Dissin on the gang, he dont know he sleepwalking.

by Webster's Dictionary (Ext.) November 5, 2022

Sleepwalking Mexican

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero

After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.

by Jon Jinx January 20, 2020

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

YouTube Sleepwalking

When you fall asleep watching YouTube only to find the next day that you've ended up on a different channel you don't even recognize. This is usually the result of leaving autoplay on.

Matthew: Dude, I was YouTube Sleepwalking last night...
Chris: Really?
Matthew: Yeah. I was watching a let's play. When I woke up, my phone was playing some porn video!

by ThatInternetDweller February 12, 2017

Jersey Sleepwalking

When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.

I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.

by ohhellooooooo September 24, 2020

Sleepfalling

The little spaz attack you get when you're falling asleep and think you're actually falling.

x: Why did you just do that? Are you having a seizure?
y: No, I was just sleepfalling.

by WhileyCoyote January 21, 2010