Sneaking out in the middle of the night, unbeknownst to your parents, and wondering around. Usually involves walking on train tracks. Also, almost always involves going to the local convenience store to buy food and drinks.
Yo man, you wanna sleepwalk tonight? My parents are going to be passed out drunk so they won't hear me escape out the downstairs window.
by SgtPepper12188 July 4, 2006
Get the sleepwalk mug.Something a little kid does. When they get up, they can find themselves having sex with their dog, their sister, their mother... or worse, their gay sex partner!
Ugh... *Awakens*
.. *Blink Blink*
Where am I?
(You hear an "Uhhhhh" from the man under you.)
(Knowing you're a man, you immediately get up and...)
I SLEPTWALK!?
Man you are having sex with: You had to sleepwalk and sleepsex. Keep going!
.. *Blink Blink*
Where am I?
(You hear an "Uhhhhh" from the man under you.)
(Knowing you're a man, you immediately get up and...)
I SLEPTWALK!?
Man you are having sex with: You had to sleepwalk and sleepsex. Keep going!
by ’jl January 5, 2008
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Any halucinogenic drug. Refers to the halucinations you experience while under the influence of halucinogens, as they can be like dream, but in a conscious state.
Also a song by the band "At The Drive-In".
Also a song by the band "At The Drive-In".
Dude1: Hey, you're acting kinda wierd, man.
Dude2: You know that last tab of acid I was saving?
Dude1: Yeah?
Dude2: I dropped it.
Dude1: Far out, man. You took a sleepwalk capsule?
Dude2: You know that last tab of acid I was saving?
Dude1: Yeah?
Dude2: I dropped it.
Dude1: Far out, man. You took a sleepwalk capsule?
by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
Get the sleepwalk capsules mug.When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.
Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.
by Nirvana_Girl July 26, 2011
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Get the Sleepfalling mug.The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.
by AnimusNine April 28, 2009
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When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.
While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.
Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami
When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.
While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.
Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami
#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!
#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.
*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*
She is sleepwatching.
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!
#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.
*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*
She is sleepwatching.
by ChampagneMami&Florzinha November 27, 2019
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