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sleeping bag pussy 

When a pussy has been fucked and stretched out so much that after she is done, and you happen to be the last guy of possibly hundreds getting some of that, you crawl up inside of it and then go to sleep. That way you sleep all night and stay warm wrapped up in her droopy ass beef curtains. In extreme cases, one will be able to pitch a 2-3 man tent inside the pussy.
Our county fair only has one ride, and her name is Sally. This year I was the last one in line, and when I was done she let me hang out and sleep in her sleeping bag pussy. I never slept better, and never got cold all night, even with all the puddles of spooge surrounding me.
sleeping bag pussy by Mike -Hunt January 16, 2008

sleepin' pussy 

to sit on ones hand for at least 20 minutes before you masterbate. makes your hand feel like someone else.
I gave myself the sleepin' pussy.
sleepin' pussy by Andrew May 13, 2005
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026