Sleep fart

The act of unknowingly talking to someone while half-asleep.

Mother: Honey, time to wake up for school
Child: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M EATING WAFFLES!
Farting is a mistake; a sleep fart is a bigger one

by Aweshtin Awig July 24, 2009

Fart Yourself To Sleep

When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.

Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"

by WeBeYolo July 15, 2018

Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time

Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.

by Poppy2cocky July 17, 2018

Sleepfasting

To reduce your rest intake, to deprive oneself of sleep.

sleepfasting day today , sleepfast day, sleepfasting day today!

by Goodie Tabliser May 11, 2019

sleepfortheweeki'monlyhalfweek

Things cringey kids like me will spam at their friend's number

Friend: go the fuck to sleep
You: SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek

by Fell mettaton June 13, 2018

sleepfarter

A person who passes their gas while they are asleep

Holly is the worst to sleep near, she is such a sleepfarter.

by jordan calise April 4, 2011

sleepfartnea

is a sleep disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in Flatulence or instances of abnormally low mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process, during sleep. Each pause can last from a few seconds to minutes, and may occur 5 to 30 times or more an hour.

He suffers from sleepfartnea

by ZEEG March 13, 2012