Sleep Walking
You walk, while sleeping. Somehow, you manage to dodge objects and mutter useless crap and pretend no one is arond you.
Sleep Walking by Ron Cheung July 19, 2004
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Sleep walking
That dude who got mad at that white chick who wore a Chinese dress ain't woke, he just sleep walking.
Sleep walking by ObsidianWraith May 31, 2018
Sleep walking
A thought process that's similar to sleepwalking... You stare off into space, you mumble, and do random useless crap... All while awake for hours.
Dude, holy balls I so slept walk through the night and day.
Dude you totally sleepwalk?
sleep walking is the shite!
Dude you totally sleepwalk?
sleep walking is the shite!
Sleep walking by Jimmyhat Connoisseur September 1, 2014
sleep walking
When you get up in the morning take a shower, get dressed, put on cologne, drive to work/school, start working, then wake up and go 'How the heck did I get here?!?'.
Wakes up, looks at computer in front of self w/half finished essay and starts reading the essay that they think they might have just typed while wondering how they got there and if they ran over someone on the way there while sleep walking.
morning tired sleep sleepless
morning tired sleep sleepless
sleep walking by My_pseudonym May 12, 2013
Sleep Wanking
The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
Sleep Wanking by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008
Sleep walkin bean giant
to take a amper and a downer simultaneously giving you a feeling of being a sleep walker and sometimes having an inflated head. I'm experiencing it rn.
Person 1: Oh my lawd look at that dude he's absolutely gone!
Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant
Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant
Sleep walkin bean giant by chance master747 August 28, 2021
Open-eyed sleepwalking
Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.
John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021
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