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Slabhead 

A word used to describe ex Leicester City and England Centre Back, Harry Maguire
Man 1- Hey you know that slabhead geezer?
Man 2- Nah what about him?
Man 1- I hear he's a right twat
Slabhead by TheCommunistFly February 19, 2020
A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.
boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald
slaphead by happyslapper January 3, 2008

Slabhead 

Derogatory term for a person with a massive head that looks like a breezeblock, and who usually has a very attractive mum.
''Haha, OLD SLABHEAD!!!, I had your mum last night!''

''SLABHEAD!!!, Stay away from the little children!''
Slabhead by Neb Renlim December 9, 2008
you are a slaphead, you got no hair mate
slaphead by veganito April 10, 2019
A person with a bald head. Usually one that looks as if it's been waxed.
I can see my own reflection on the slaphead's head.
slaphead by Starsky July 30, 2003

Slapheading 

Like happy slapping but for slapheads (bald people). The idea of the game is to slap as many bald people on the head before being caught and maybe pumbled. The best players slap and make a quick getaway.
"I dare you to play slapheading."

"No law specifically says slapheading is isn't allowed"

"A mate of mine played slapheading the other day and got four slapheads chasing him at once."
Slapheading by GamesMaster36 March 8, 2022