Slabhead
Man 1- Hey you know that slabhead geezer?
Man 2- Nah what about him?
Man 1- I hear he's a right twat
Man 2- Nah what about him?
Man 1- I hear he's a right twat
Slabhead by TheCommunistFly February 19, 2020
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slabhead by applebujee6 January 13, 2023
Brandy (slabhead)
Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).
Brandy (slabhead) by MIssyChocolateCarpet June 27, 2025
slaphead
A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.
boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat
A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:
slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat
A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:
slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald
slaphead by happyslapper January 3, 2008
slaphead
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