Slabhead

A word used to describe ex Leicester City and England Centre Back, Harry Maguire
Man 1- Hey you know that slabhead geezer?
Man 2- Nah what about him?
Man 1- I hear he's a right twat
by TheCommunistFly February 19, 2020
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Slabhead

Derogatory term for a person with a massive head that looks like a breezeblock, and who usually has a very attractive mum.
''Haha, OLD SLABHEAD!!!, I had your mum last night!''

''SLABHEAD!!!, Stay away from the little children!''
by Neb Renlim January 14, 2007
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Slabhead

a person or thing which is attracted to young children (aka harry maguire)
this person may not have taken a shower in days and normally lives in a council estate
oi look its the slabhead down the road!
by ninprah October 09, 2021
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slabhead

a shit maguire that will celebrate his own goals
slabhead can run my yard and hell pass out
by applebujee6 January 13, 2023
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Brandy (slabhead)

Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).
Your a brandy (slabhead)
by MIssyChocolateCarpet June 27, 2025
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