Slarting

Sleep farting

I couldn't sleep last night cause my mom kept slarting.

by Jungldbll December 26, 2016

slarting

Sleep farting

When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.

"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"

by omidog November 01, 2013

Slart

A slimy or "slippery" fart. Often one of those symptoms associated with your common hangover or gassy and/or upset stomach.

"OH...ummm... I uhh.. I SLARTed and I gotta go!!!... and sorry about your couch dude..."

by YouKnowWho2 March 10, 2008

Slart

Other word for slut.

Yo slart, get yo fat ass over here.
Why not go fuck that slart.
Dude, your girlfriend is a dirty slart.
What a fucken slart.

by DaN` July 08, 2003

slart

A fart that escapes during sleep, sometimes waking the slarter him(her)self.

I do love him, but his slarts may be a deal breaker, I dunno.

by Lorraine Luciano October 10, 2005

Slart

A term used to describe a woman so unbelievably dirty and skanky, that the resembles the stereotype of both a slag and tart. Using far too much make-up and fake-tan, she can be mistaken for a wedding-cake as well as an orangutan. Stay away lads.

What a fucking slart

by Yannis Pasapilakapus July 26, 2011

Slart

'Slart' too tarty to be a slut, and not good enough to be a tart.

you total slart, either take some clothes off, or put more makeup on.

by Beefy November 06, 2003