Definitions by Jungldbll

Fretching 

To fart when you are mid-stretch

My mom embarrassed me by fretching in front of my friends.

Fretching by Jungldbll December 26, 2016

Slarting 

Sleep farting

I couldn't sleep last night cause my mom kept slarting.

Slarting by Jungldbll December 26, 2016