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Slappage is the amount by which your balls urgently slap against the arse of the female you're banging.
example 1:
Stud thinking: "I need to give it more slappage, a lot more come on ya bitch get screamin"

example 2: man and wife in bed
Woman : "Oh for gods sake Derek give it some fuckin arsehole slappage will you, come on swing them bollocks like a pair of demolition balls"
slappage by fahuck muhommad March 5, 2008
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Slap*äge: adverb: when a song is said to slap.
"That song's got much slappage, total banger.
Slappage by AlilineConsortiumLVNV December 15, 2021
Performing an act so well you slap God in the face.

Synonyms include; fire, litty titty, badass, yeet, and awesome sauce
Damn, I fucked the shit outta that bitch. It was pure slappage.
Slappage by Dlister321 June 22, 2018

ball slappage 

When you are preforming some physical labour or running and your balls slap back and forth creating a soft slapping noise
This one time i was scraping paint at ym friends house, and the ball slappage could be heard throughout the hallway
ball slappage by Josh May 13, 2005

Triple-Boobie-Slappage 

Slapping boobies / boobs three times or more times in a row
Yesterday I did a Triple-Boobie-Slappage to my girlfriend, and she enjoyed it.

Triple-Boobie-Slappage 

slapping 3 alien boobs at once known for in the game duke nukem forever
Man1: Guess what I did.
Man2: Triple-Boobie-Slappage?
Man1: .......

sloppage 

n. Having relatively relaxed tolerances. Allowing for a low level of accuracy or specificity. Slack. Free play.
Michele: What time do we have to be there?

Steve: I dunno, about 10:00.

Michele: What?! It's 11:30!

Steve: Don't worry, there's some sloppage in that.
sloppage by lugnutwrench November 23, 2009