Slap Day

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Today is the day you can slap your friends. You can slap your friends shorter than you at 1:00-12:00 am, and friends taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.

small boi and tall boi: it's today
tall boi: *slaps small boi at 9:00 am on Slap Day*
small boi: *slaps tall boi at 2:00 on Slap Day*

Slap Day by a total e-girl November 13, 2019

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National Slap Day

You get to slap whom ever you want on April 15

National Slap day means You gonna get slapped

National Slap Day by Itz_marbear April 12, 2019

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National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.

Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.

National Dick slap day by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018

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Mayo Slap Day

Mayo Slap Day is an annual event that occurs on January 9th in which you slap your friends with either a packet or a handful of mayonnaise.

Please note that cum is NOT a replaceable substance for mayonnaise during Mayo Slap Day.

Mayo Slap Day by 1 Deleted Account January 6, 2023

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National Ass Slap Day

On April 25th, 2018. YOU have to Slap he/she ass, no matter how close you are with the person

Slap the person Ass on National Ass Slap Day

National Ass Slap Day by X8x8x8x8x8xskwkc May 30, 2018

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Ketchup Slap Day

An annual event that takes place on January 11th in which you slap your friends with a packet or handful of ketchup.

Tyrone: *𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙥 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 Ketchup Slap Day*
Justin: *꧁𝓶𝓸𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂꧂*

Ketchup Slap Day by 1 Deleted Account January 9, 2023

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National slap day

On April 13th is national slap day, you could slap anybody even a girl if you are a boy but yeah don't get knocked out good luck

National slap day, slap anybody ok

National slap day by Justin Bupo April 11, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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