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When one is slammed from alcohol and baked as hell. Still functioning fine but hardly reserving.
Did you ever order that jimmy johns?
No dude I'm slambaked right now
I'll order it
Thanks man I have my card
slambaked by broperawinfrey November 12, 2013
Words you can keep
The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.
Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

slambasted 

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...
I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...
slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

lambaked 

Similar to being Lambasted (wasted drunk), Lambaked is when you are ridiculously high on herb.
Yo, I'm outta liquor but I have some bud so lets go light up and get lambaked!
lambaked by 38Ruff August 10, 2007

Slamballed 

When a female dances aggresively on a male, as if attempting to cause testicular damage
"Dude i totally got slamballed by this drunk chick at Phi Kappa Tau last night, my nuts are killing me"
Slamballed by mtp5081 March 21, 2010

clambaked 

Very similiar to hotboxing. It is when you are in a vehicle while smoking one or more joints or other forms of pot-smoking. The smoke that is exhaled is formed in the vehicle. It gets this definition because when you cook clams the steam forms inside the pot just as the smoke forms in the vehicle.
Damn, last night was crazy. I was clam-baked.
clambaked by FizzleoftheBigA September 1, 2005

slamcake 

Slamming your pelvis into a thick ass multiple times
slamcake by Milkman618 February 5, 2016
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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