slambaked

When one is slammed from alcohol and baked as hell. Still functioning fine but hardly reserving.

Did you ever order that jimmy johns?
No dude I'm slambaked right now
I'll order it
Thanks man I have my card

slambaked by broperawinfrey November 12, 2013

Slamfaced

The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.

Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.

Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

slambasted 

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...

I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...

slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

lambaked 

Similar to being Lambasted (wasted drunk), Lambaked is when you are ridiculously high on herb.

Yo, I'm outta liquor but I have some bud so lets go light up and get lambaked!

lambaked by 38Ruff August 10, 2007

Slamballed 

When a female dances aggresively on a male, as if attempting to cause testicular damage

"Dude i totally got slamballed by this drunk chick at Phi Kappa Tau last night, my nuts are killing me"

Slamballed by mtp5081 March 21, 2010

clambaked 

Very similiar to hotboxing. It is when you are in a vehicle while smoking one or more joints or other forms of pot-smoking. The smoke that is exhaled is formed in the vehicle. It gets this definition because when you cook clams the steam forms inside the pot just as the smoke forms in the vehicle.

Damn, last night was crazy. I was clam-baked.

clambaked by FizzleoftheBigA September 1, 2005

slamcake 

Slamming your pelvis into a thick ass multiple times

I hit the bitch with the slamcake

slamcake by Milkman618 February 5, 2016