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Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.
Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!
Fucking SkyNet by crudent February 25, 2011
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A military AI computer network created by Cyberdyne Systems that gains sentience and begins a genocidal war against humanity when US military officials try to pull the plug on the project. Sends two Terminators back in time, one to destroy opposition leader John Connor's mother before Connor is born, and one to eliminate Connor ten years later.
Skynet's undoing was its use of humans to dispose of bodies in its death camps.
Skynet by Shawn Farrell November 15, 2004
Google/Skynet WILL wage war against humanity.
Skynet by WALTHERMAN March 25, 2010
A cloud with similar size, shape, and/or color of an iceberg.

A cloud matching the Titanic in size.
"Hey, look up. That's a huge skyberg."

"Looks like rain, that skyberg is pretty dark."

"I really don't want to walk the dog with that skyberg looming overhead."
skyberg by Duivel July 19, 2009
Guy 1: I'm going to buy the new robot powered by Google.

Guy 2: I have a slight feeling that Google is Skynet.

Guy 3: It is Skynet.

Guy 1: So.......should I buy it?

Guy 3: Hell no! Have you ever seen what happened in Terminator??!!
Skynet by Derp Man April 1, 2014

skybersex 

the act of having sex over skype
This whore wanted to have skybersex last night.
skybersex by Bradley Lucas November 15, 2009