SkyRim

Soul sucking video game with epicness so powerful men favor it over having sex with their girl friends. -_-

SkyRim, give me my fella back!

by rawryrawr November 13, 2011

SkyRim

A Woman/or Man preforming a Rim Job in High Latitudes.

Hey bro you play SkyRim yet?
NO! that's nasty. Why the hell would I do that to somebody?

by SuperJohn13 December 30, 2011

SkyRim

When you get a rimjob in an airplanne bathroom.

We wanted to do something even better then the mile high club, so we skyrimed.

by r.smith0212 January 27, 2012

Skyrim

The reason you can hold your piss for 10 hours.

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by sweet_sagittarius December 13, 2012

Skyrim

The reason I haven't heard from my girlfriend in a month.

Friend: Hey, where's Susan?

Me: I got cock-blocked by Skyrim again...

by Mausie January 2, 2014

Skyrim

1. The greatest game in the history of mankind.
2. The most effective form of birth control to have ever been invented, the effects of which reportedly last around 300 hours.
3. An anti-depressant
4. An anti-social-life (I regret nothing)

If you want to keep your kids abstinent, give them a good computer and Skyrim. They will never leave their bedrooms again (for alternatives, see Oblivion and Morrowind).

by whattheheckisapseudonym? April 12, 2012

Skyrimming

The act of attempting to climb steep mountains/hills by jumping at various angles repeatedly in video games instead of trying to find the actual path that was intended to be used. Most commonly done while playing Skyrim, but can be performed in other games as well, with varying success depending on the video game and the mountain/hill in question.

"The path is over there, what are you doing?"
"Paths are for the weak. I'm Skyrimming this."

by kjlynn March 15, 2015