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skwonk

a sound that a penis makes when squeezed
She squeezed my dick and he skwonked.
by charlesvictoria March 31, 2010
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Skwonk

Adjective: a word mainly used by homosexuals or effeminate men to discribe disalignment or out of square.
The wall is all skwonk
by Oxf/dictionary August 25, 2018
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Skwonk

A word commonly used by homosexuals or feminine men to describe an object being out of alignment
The picture frame was skwonk
by Oxf/dictionary August 29, 2018
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sklonklish

Crummy, cruddy, crappy, or otherwise not very good.

This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."
The cold autumn rain had Jimmy feeling sklonklish, but once he got to Susie's house the hot apple cider and pleasant company quickly cheered him up.
by cmadler September 26, 2010
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Skonk

An especially sallacious woman who is prone to engaging in activities typically refused by the average skank, e.g. wearing a trashbag decorated with cum while giving Jared Leto a rim job
Dood, check out the girl giving Robin Williams a handy in the car wash! What a skonk!
by skonkx7 December 12, 2010
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Skronkil

The burning sensation in your anus after taking a diarrhea. Often very painful, but eventually goes away after a few minutes.
When the sun rises, and I use to facilities, I predict a major wave of skronkil.
by Skanago:g January 4, 2015
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skronkcore

referes to a situation where a person (usually a 6 ft sigma beast female in STEM) devours protein shake and noodles (preferably out of a dog bowl) for 6 weeks straight.

skronkers is the term usually used for these legendary mythic beast that follow their alleged leader "the Skronkinator".
-"Dad! please come play ball with me !! we havn't seen you in weeks!!"
-"no son, i must commit to the skronkcore"
by pineapple9 August 11, 2023
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