Skured 

Classic stoner term for “mixed” or “stirred”.

“Yeah so you put the cookie dough chunks into the blender after the rest is all skured up.”

Skured by Miss Chonk September 26, 2019

Soured Nooder 

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.

OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!

Soured Nooder by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Skuced 

To fail miserably at the hands of a evil, sadistic, dictatorial, statistically inclined stats professor who will punish you for being of lesser intelligence then he/she

derived from 21st century Statistics Professor

Student 1: Yo man the prof totally failed me on that test.
Student 2: Dude you have been Skuced!

Skuced by Skuced to the max December 18, 2010

skureckied 

v. - "to skurecki": a female is "skureckied" when she is the last of a series of females (at least 3) who engage in sexual relations with a man in one day. An important stipulation to consider is that said male must not make any attempt to wash his genitals or leave his bed in between girls.

"Hey now! You just got skureckied BITCH!"

skureckied by Chase Samuel September 8, 2007

Soured Out 

the feeling of being angry, sad, disgusted, disappointed, tired, and irritated all combined; originated in Spiro, Oklahoma

M: "What do you wanna do tonight?"
TY: "Who gives a shit, I'm SOURED OUT!"

D: "Hey man lets head to the lake"
Ty: "I'm out! I'm just gonna sit here in my SpongBob pajamas today, I'm SOURED OUT!"

J: "Do you wanna go the the fire pit tonight?
TY: "Maaaaan fuck your firepit, I'm SOURED OUT!"

Soured Out by soured out May 1, 2013

skused 

Driving worse than someone who is blind

Drunk drivers are practically same as skused drivers

Mike's driving is skused. He almost hit a house and parked in the front yard.

skused by 885clinton springs August 26, 2017

scured 

to be very scared of something around you

I was scured of the clown

scured by Ryan Oehler October 22, 2003