1. NOUN. (Literally,) a skanky, frumpy, simpleton.

2. NOUN. An unpleasant woman; a fishwife.

3. NOUN. A generally disappointing individual, (male, female, or other.)

4) ADJECTIVE. Of or pertaining to one who could be described as a scrumpleton.

a) typically paired with a descriptor such as 'pure,' 'total,' or 'complete.'

(As in, "He/she/it is pure SKRUMPLETON.")

5) NOUN. A disreputable town or area; (a "Skrumple Town," if you will.)
Sadly, some of my closest friends have devolved into SKRUMPLETONS lo these many months.
by Toot-a-Lou! October 30, 2017
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