Skrumpleton

1. NOUN. (Literally,) a skanky, frumpy, simpleton.

2. NOUN. An unpleasant woman; a fishwife.

3. NOUN. A generally disappointing individual, (male, female, or other.)

4) ADJECTIVE. Of or pertaining to one who could be described as a scrumpleton.

a) typically paired with a descriptor such as 'pure,' 'total,' or 'complete.'

(As in, "He/she/it is pure SKRUMPLETON.")

5) NOUN. A disreputable town or area; (a "Skrumple Town," if you will.)

Sadly, some of my closest friends have devolved into SKRUMPLETONS lo these many months.

by Toot-a-Lou! October 30, 2017

Scrimpleton

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.

That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.

by Goat1000 May 29, 2007

shrimpleton

an undercover agent in the social media community

be careful what you say agent daniel shrimpleton is keeping tabs

by sozdatel March 9, 2021

Scrimpleton

A small piece of food.

1. The scrimpletons of cookies left at the bottom of the cup are always the best.
2. After Phillip finished his fried chicken, all that remained were the scrimpletons.

by JAC1989 May 15, 2011

scumpleton

Usually used for a sexy male with sexy abs. Doesn't necessarily linked to the word Scumpy, more to the opposite side of the meaning. And the word "pleton" meant for shrewd thoughtful expressive influential knowledgeable spiritual but also self absorbed.

Look at that guy with all those money and hoes

He's a scumpleton man, so it's normal

by Fuckthatbootay October 9, 2016