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Skrumpleton

1. NOUN. (Literally,) a skanky, frumpy, simpleton.

2. NOUN. An unpleasant woman; a fishwife.

3. NOUN. A generally disappointing individual, (male, female, or other.)

4) ADJECTIVE. Of or pertaining to one who could be described as a scrumpleton.

a) typically paired with a descriptor such as 'pure,' 'total,' or 'complete.'

(As in, "He/she/it is pure SKRUMPLETON.")

5) NOUN. A disreputable town or area; (a "Skrumple Town," if you will.)
Sadly, some of my closest friends have devolved into SKRUMPLETONS lo these many months.
Skrumpleton by Toot-a-Lou! October 30, 2017
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Scrimpleton 

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.
That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.
Scrimpleton by Goat1000 May 29, 2007
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shrimpleton 

an undercover agent in the social media community
be careful what you say agent daniel shrimpleton is keeping tabs
shrimpleton by sozdatel March 9, 2021

Scrimpleton 

1. The scrimpletons of cookies left at the bottom of the cup are always the best.
2. After Phillip finished his fried chicken, all that remained were the scrimpletons.
Scrimpleton by JAC1989 May 15, 2011

scumpleton 

Usually used for a sexy male with sexy abs. Doesn't necessarily linked to the word Scumpy, more to the opposite side of the meaning. And the word "pleton" meant for shrewd thoughtful expressive influential knowledgeable spiritual but also self absorbed.
Look at that guy with all those money and hoes

He's a scumpleton man, so it's normal
scumpleton by Fuckthatbootay October 9, 2016

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026