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A person highly intoxicated on meth or stimulants.
After Jonny pilfered for hours after getting skooted all morning.
skooted by C M 2 September 25, 2019
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when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness
Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed
smoofed by Riyeori March 5, 2019
verb. (derogatory)

1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.

Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.

If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
skooled by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014
to be owned, defeated.
Originating from the name soof.
"You soofed me :("
soofed by soofed August 8, 2006
when you rub your genitalia with your hands, then touch sombodies face. (preferably in the mouth region.)
Bro, i spoofed Tim sooo bad today.. he straight Shat!
spoofed by omg_123 March 8, 2007
When you get bamboozled by the most savage man in the world
"Hannakah isn't Kwanzaa"
"Damn, I just got Skooged"
skooged by Agnoers December 17, 2016
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