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Noun - Someone who is stupid or generally bad at simple tasks; a failure.

Verb - Doing meaningless tasks; messing around.
Hey, you skoik, quit skoikin' around!
Skoik by MeleeGamer August 2, 2024
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Super Skookum 

A very large amount of cum.
Kody loved the super skookum load that his boyfriend blasted onto his face.
Super Skookum by rainbowking January 30, 2023
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Skoik skook Skonka skookum skonk skokie skik Skookie Skike Skock
1] A fake Chinese mother-fucker that probably descended from North-Korea.

He sacrifices his mental and physical health to study, just so he can brag and make other people feel like shit.

2] A student from Korea that knows how to get perfect GPA, and yet still haven't figured out how to drink like an independent adult. He occasionally vomit on himself during sleep.
Me: Yo Sooik, what did you get for the last ORGO exam?
Sooik: I fucked up. I'm so pissed.

Me: What did you get?
Sooik: ....a fucking 95%. Shit I got 1 question wrong.
Me: ...You Korean Dog.
Sooik by East Asian Dog May 2, 2019
An especially sallacious woman who is prone to engaging in activities typically refused by the average skank, e.g. wearing a trashbag decorated with cum while giving Jared Leto a rim job
Dood, check out the girl giving Robin Williams a handy in the car wash! What a skonk!
Skonk by skonkx7 December 12, 2010
Means to scream, cry, etc. Spoken mainly by those in the north of England. It actually originated from old Norse.
"Quit yer skriking!"
skriking by Chris Done September 8, 2006
Well-built, robust, and durable, especially used to describe power tools. The term gained popularity in industrial circles from a YouTube channel called AvE.
I just bought an angle grinder, and it's pretty skookum.
skookum by Hnery Derpington III September 27, 2017
Skeet in Oil Form, used on people who are relativly stupid or say's stupid things.

Skeet Oil
Chad was being a bitch so I bought him some skoil
Skoil by GaDoomZ February 6, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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