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skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle 

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

skidaddle skidoodle 

YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme
Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle.
skidaddle skidoodle by metalman2009 November 30, 2017

Skidaddle skidoodle you dick is now a noodle 

A short lived meme where a stationary cartoon elf would say "skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle!" Then shortly after an intensely bass boosted and distorted version of a song would play. Their are also other variations of this such as "Falee! Galee! Your dick is now a tree!" Along with many more.
A human-like specimen who cannot logically express coherent thoughts and expresses with confusing gimmicks. Once somebody becomes a skiztod they stay one for 20 years or one must recite a mundane set of words and phrases while sounding studious.
"What are you saying you sound like a skiztod."
"Stop acting like that you or people will think you are a skiztod."
Skiztod by skiztodhater April 2, 2023

SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE 

When your penis turns into a floppy noodle like a wet piece of spaghetti.
"SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!"

chawdad skidoodley saurus monster 

After a long day of work, James sat down to enjoy a nice chawdad skidoodley saurus monster.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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