Skiztod

A human-like specimen who cannot logically express coherent thoughts and expresses with confusing gimmicks. Once somebody becomes a skiztod they stay one for 20 years or one must recite a mundane set of words and phrases while sounding studious.

"What are you saying you sound like a skiztod."
"Stop acting like that you or people will think you are a skiztod."

by skiztodhater April 2, 2023

Skizood

Drunk off your ass. Tipsy to the most degree. Most people that get skizood have huge hang overs.

Partier 1: Hey look over there at tom.
Parter 2: OMG HAHA TOM IS SKIZOOD!

Tom: I am JESUS! BOW DOWN BIOTCH!

by Jazzy Fresh November 28, 2005