Skitemare

When your "having one"; a complex cross between Nightmare and Skite.

(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)

Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.

Mate! You had such a Skitemare last night!

You had such a Skitemare with that bird!

He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!

by jord.anskitemare March 19, 2009

Shitmare

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.

Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!

by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011

Spicemare

A nightmare caused by eating extremely spicy food before bed. Often accompanied by feverish, sweaty sleep full of tossing and turning.

Cuisines that commonly cause spicemares include Indian, Thai, Caribbean and Creole.

Dude #1: Holy fuck, man. I had the craziest spicemares last night from that extra spicy tikka masala.
Dude #2: Yeah, and I bet you shat lava all morning, too.

by DangerDorn September 2, 2013

shitemare

One step up from a nightmare, bad news, or an annoying person!

"Dude, that girl is an absolute shitemare!"

"The party was a complete shitemare!"

by Define April 15, 2007

Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

sitemare

A developer's term for a tedious web project, usually due to poor guidance planning, unreasonable goals and constantly shifting requirements.

Julie asked me to do a simple web page for her art project but it quickly turned into a sitemare.

by Phluker October 9, 2009

Shitemare

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"

Had an absolute shitemare earlier today

by Heleno April 24, 2017