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skatemark

n. laceration, usually deep and on the leg, caused by a skate during a game of hockey; generally considered a mark of honour and not something to whine about.
Look at that cut! I think my achilles tendon is sliced!

Suck it up princess. It's just a skatemark.
by gnostic1 July 10, 2011
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port seton skatepark

a place where scooters go to annoy folk, scream like 2 year olds when there 15. a place where a"mole hill" is a tiny wee bump.... a place that paints a big fucking turtle on the shitty flat blank. a place where nelson spraffs alod of shite saying his scooter is worth more that everything in existence. a place that is so shit thats its good..... plus on a good day u might see a unicorn
today i saw some epic turtle on the bank at port seton skatepark! OH A FUCKING UNICORN DUUUUUDDDEEEE
by sittinchrisey April 7, 2013
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skatepark slut

A skatepark slut is a stupid female who feels the need to hang around the skatepark a minimum of 3 times a week, to do absolutely nothing but sit there, usually in their element or volcom wear that they got from Pac Sun, and look cute just in case one of the skaters happens to take a break and look their way. (Even tho that is absolutely ridiculous because guys are their to skate, not to pick up girls). Usually once a week, a skatepark slut will ask to borrow some guys board and attempt to skate down a ramp, and 100% of the time she will fall on her ass and giggle like the stupid slut she is...winning her no points what-so-ever with any guy. (unless he wants some action)
skatepark slut: oh hey jonny can i see your board for a second? (annoying giggle)
johnny: uh ya sure
skatepark slut:(still giggling annoyingly as she climps up the ramp) omg do you think i should try this, omg im going to...wait! omg im scared *more giggling*okay here i go!!!
*falls on her ass, with more trying to be cute laughs*
by kaleyissuperawesome12 January 1, 2006
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skatetarded

Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.

Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.
1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.

2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.
by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007
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skatepark

a place for skating. it consists of ramps, mini ramps, vert ramps, bowls, pipes, banks, ledges, stairs, rails, flow and the sirface can be either concrete or wood. It can be either be indoors or outdoors. Public skateparks are usually outdoors and are surfaced concrete, and some are gated while indoor ones like vans are private owned and are made of wooden ramps. Skateparks began in the mid 1970's and closed in the early 1980s due to skyrocketing insurance costs because of injuries. skaters rode backyard ramps and also invented street skating. the last of the early parks to close was upland's pipeline in 1988. by 2000 the skateparks make a comeback some even better consisting street skating as well as vert skating while the early parks was just vert and flow, and one cannot sue if they are injured but can be cited for safety gear if raided by police.

also skate park
i love riding the skateparks ...its fun.
socalskateparks.com is where u will find great and not so great skateparks and check out the skatepark scene.
by jackson j May 30, 2006
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Skatepark Drama

When Drama breaks out in a skatepark, which is usually caused by people who don't skate (Ramp Tramps) but still go to the skatepark. Skatepark drama is usally called by bitching and can go on from 5 minutes to 4 days.
Ramp Tramp 1: Why did you make my sister cry? You're a bitch.
Ramp Tramp 2: 'Cos shes a slag.
*Fight breaks out while skaters view for entertainment*
Skater 1: *Shouts* Skatepark Drama!
Skater 2: This is great.
by Lekoko December 6, 2010
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Fleet skatepark

A skatepark in fleet .the best rider there is Mohamed

Kai turner is really bad and like falls over alot
by Paul Kapszul July 17, 2019
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