skitzmate

Basically hey you "skitzmate"

I'm a nigga

Heyyoualright
Skitzmate

by Skitzmate January 17, 2019

Skintimate

When two or more people are so close to each other that their skin is obviously touching...and it's intimate.

Kim- "How was your innertube ride with Marcus the other day?"

Franny- "It was sooo hot. He was so close to me on the tube were were getting skintimate."

Kim- "Daaaamn girl!"

by Mameha August 3, 2010

Skitemare

When your "having one"; a complex cross between Nightmare and Skite.

(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)

Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.

Mate! You had such a Skitemare last night!

You had such a Skitemare with that bird!

He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!

by jord.anskitemare March 19, 2009

Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

Skitzahetic

To describe something that is really fucking crazy

Johno: "Davo just drank his own piss"
Old Mate Kev: "Thats Skitzahetic bro!"

by LewMate478 October 10, 2018

shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016