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skinny weedy matt 

a boy who who is really shit at sports and has no friends. sometimes, on rare occasions, he has 1 friend, but he/she is usually another skinny weedy matt. basically, the worst type of nerd you can get.
"haha, look at tht kid sitting over there! whats his name?"

"dunno, but he looks like a skinny weedy matt"

Weed Skinny 

"I went to Lisbon for a year and smoked weed like every day and I lost a lot of weight so now I'm totally weed skinny."

"Wiz Khalifa is definitely weed skinny."

"Did you know weed makes you skinny? - oh, so you get weed skinny!"

"Weed skinny is a thing."
Weed Skinny by Thomkov September 22, 2019

skinnyweener

a young man or transvestite that has a very slim and skinny weener, weener being a cock or a tasty but awfully small saucsage. in other words it is a person with a light weigh slim and slender cock.
hey you boy get your skinny weener out off that vacum you dirty shit yee.
skinnyweener by James Brennan September 12, 2005

Skinnyneek

Hugo is a skinnyneek
Skinnyneek by KoNisFat November 12, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026