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ski instructor 

A term used on meet-up sites like Craigslist to denote a person who will bring coke, or possibly tradde coke for favors. A woman looking for coke is a ski bunny. A guy looking for coke can be referred to as a ski bum, but the better definition of that term is someone who always bums coke.
Ski bunny looking for ski instructor. I like mountains with multiple lifts, long lines, and no ski bums.
ski instructor by iiams October 10, 2005
Words you can keep

Ski Instructor 

Code for a cocaine dealer. Derived from the terms associated with cocaine like "snow" and "lift tickets".
Hey man, call that Ski Instructor and get those lift tickets.
Ski Instructor by Favnuts April 25, 2008

ski instructor 

pizza, pizza, french fries, flex your knees, follow me...600 dollars please
just stop by Aspen, CO and pay attention from the lift.
ski instructors available.
ski instructor by SnowRider May 3, 2006

ski instuctor 

the middle man in a three way gay relationship, shaking his male partners cocks at the same time, thus looking like a ski instructor.
look! tarquin is juggling carl and quintin's cock's, he looks like a reet ski instructor.
ski instuctor by Stef January 23, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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