Sketties

A slang term for the word spaghetti

Kiersten : Last night was so romantic me and Jake had spaghetti then we made love afterwards!
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten why bother eating why not just skip straight to the bed?
Kiersten : You know what Kaylee you need a man to pound your pussy!
Steve : She's right Kaylee me and Chad are so happy together he loves to dump Sketties on my naked body and then eat them off his favorite dish is Sketties and Steve's Balls!
Kaylee : You know how disgusting that sounds why don't you ever Shut The Fuck Up!
Kiersten : He's right Kaylee a man in your life would make you happy!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go dump some Sketties on Steve's Balls and lick them off!
Steve : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : Hope your happy you just made him cum all over the floor!
Steve : Mmmm! Sketties make me cum!

by SlopNChop August 17, 2018

Sketties

Sketties is used to in place of on man, uh oh, or darn.

"Yeah she got in a bad accident"
Oh sketties :/

Dude I've got a quarter of kush...yeahh.
OH, SKETTIES... :) let's.

by Alyxander April 10, 2010

skettios

Spaghettios.

"Hey, I'mma go make some skettios, 'kay?"

by Mirk June 17, 2003

skettios

Spaghettios, mispronounced.

"Why do you need a band-aid, Johnny?"
"I cut myself on a skettios can."

by a_personn August 14, 2006

skettis

long thin noodles boiled in water then covered in sauce.

I had skettis and butter bread for dinner.I love to slurp up my skettis

by shyven April 24, 2009

Skeeties

When your talking to a good friend and your all saying stuff like yeet and skrt. Skeeties is another option for that type of word

Bethany: oh lmao skkrt okurrtt
Me: skeeties

Everybody: (laughing) wow I'm gonna say that more often. SKEETIES

by Bella.minsksnsjab September 19, 2018

Skettie armed

Any person who is weak in the arms. Limp ass noodle armed. Their strength and effort to lifting an object is equal to slapping wet noodles at an object and expecting it to be lifted where it is needed.

"Hey can you help me lift this up?"
"Yeah sure ill give it a try."
*Embarrassing failure*
"Wow you fuckin' skettie armed fuck. You couldn't lift that up even if your arms were al dente."

by Dr.FranknMr.Stein January 14, 2020