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Kiersten : Last night was so romantic me and Jake had spaghetti then we made love afterwards!
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten why bother eating why not just skip straight to the bed?
Kiersten : You know what Kaylee you need a man to pound your pussy!
Steve : She's right Kaylee me and Chad are so happy together he loves to dump Sketties on my naked body and then eat them off his favorite dish is Sketties and Steve's Balls!
Kaylee : You know how disgusting that sounds why don't you ever Shut The Fuck Up!
Kiersten : He's right Kaylee a man in your life would make you happy!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go dump some Sketties on Steve's Balls and lick them off!
Steve : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : Hope your happy you just made him cum all over the floor!
Steve : Mmmm! Sketties make me cum!

Sketties by SlopNChop August 17, 2018

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Sketties

Sketties is used to in place of on man, uh oh, or darn.

"Yeah she got in a bad accident"
Oh sketties :/

Dude I've got a quarter of kush...yeahh.
OH, SKETTIES... :) let's.

Sketties by Alyxander April 10, 2010

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Related Words

sketty • skettios • Skettie armed • Skettish • skitty • Sketti • Skeety • Sketti eater • Sketti Sauce • sketti sucking

skettios

Spaghettios.

"Hey, I'mma go make some skettios, 'kay?"

skettios by Mirk June 17, 2003

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skettios

Spaghettios, mispronounced.

"Why do you need a band-aid, Johnny?"
"I cut myself on a skettios can."

skettios by a_personn August 14, 2006

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skettis

long thin noodles boiled in water then covered in sauce.

I had skettis and butter bread for dinner.I love to slurp up my skettis

skettis by shyven April 24, 2009

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Skeeties

When your talking to a good friend and your all saying stuff like yeet and skrt. Skeeties is another option for that type of word

Bethany: oh lmao skkrt okurrtt
Me: skeeties

Everybody: (laughing) wow I'm gonna say that more often. SKEETIES

Skeeties by Bella.minsksnsjab September 19, 2018

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Skettie armed

Any person who is weak in the arms. Limp ass noodle armed. Their strength and effort to lifting an object is equal to slapping wet noodles at an object and expecting it to be lifted where it is needed.

"Hey can you help me lift this up?"
"Yeah sure ill give it a try."
*Embarrassing failure*
"Wow you fuckin' skettie armed fuck. You couldn't lift that up even if your arms were al dente."

Skettie armed by Dr.FranknMr.Stein January 14, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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