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skettios 

Spaghettios, mispronounced.
"Why do you need a band-aid, Johnny?"
"I cut myself on a skettios can."
skettios by a_personn August 14, 2006
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skettios 

I'm going to get me some skettios
skettios by SwiNgeR July 14, 2003

Neato Skettio 

An exclamation conveying excitement.
“Did you see that Biggie Cheese just walked in?”

“Neato Skettio!”

*Biggie Cheese walks over*

“Hey guys, it’s ya boi, Biggie Cheese

Sketties 

A slang term for the word spaghetti
Kiersten : Last night was so romantic me and Jake had spaghetti then we made love afterwards!
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten why bother eating why not just skip straight to the bed?
Kiersten : You know what Kaylee you need a man to pound your pussy!
Steve : She's right Kaylee me and Chad are so happy together he loves to dump Sketties on my naked body and then eat them off his favorite dish is Sketties and Steve's Balls!
Kaylee : You know how disgusting that sounds why don't you ever Shut The Fuck Up!
Kiersten : He's right Kaylee a man in your life would make you happy!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go dump some Sketties on Steve's Balls and lick them off!
Steve : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : Hope your happy you just made him cum all over the floor!
Steve : Mmmm! Sketties make me cum!
Sketties by SlopNChop August 17, 2018
long thin noodles boiled in water then covered in sauce.
I had skettis and butter bread for dinner.I love to slurp up my skettis
skettis by shyven April 24, 2009

Sketties 

Sketties is used to in place of on man, uh oh, or darn.
"Yeah she got in a bad accident"
Oh sketties :/

Dude I've got a quarter of kush...yeahh.
OH, SKETTIES... :) let's.
Sketties by Alyxander April 10, 2010