adjective - A sleazy or unpleasant person that is beautiful to look at. Typically they are very promiscuous and have sexually transmitted diseases.
noun - An event with striking special effects or flair, that appeals to white working class people from the rural south, or others who share rural southern values.
The site of the skantacular stripper gave Phillip both an erection and a stomach ache. She was so gross, but yet so beautiful. He wasn't sure whether to vomit or masturbate.
"This mudbogging is skantacular," Cletus announced loudly, as the fireworks show began.
John S.,a 35 year old high school teacher and girls track coach decided he would motivate the girls by mooningthem, slapping his butt and saying "You want a piece of this?" John S. left the school that day never to return. He suffered spectacular burnout
It's better than owning a baby panda.
It's better than meeting Big Bird.
Things that are fucking spectacular aren't things that make days.
They're things that make lives.
Like Old Spice commercials.
That shit's fucking spectacular.