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Skellped 

A word used by salty Fifa players before getting smacked twice
‘You’ll get your skelping next game you weapon’ ‘Look at Connor he just got skellped’
Skellped by UnbatedRobin42 September 14, 2018
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Scottish

To be smacked or slapped, usually about the face or buttocks. Sometimes used as a threat to badly behaved bairns.
"If you don't cut that pish out, you're gonna get skelped!"

The ugly man had a face like a skelped arse.
Skelped by Fannybaws92 February 13, 2015
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When you are sleeping with a girl and you wake up in the middle of the night. You then proceed to pretend the girl's bed is a urinal and you piss on her bed while she is sleeping in it.
Yo my boy skellied that bitch last night. She had to wash her sheets 2 times.
skellied by Muhammed McLovin December 9, 2008
Used for being really drunk in Glasgow and parts of Scotland
A wiz pure skelped last night,canny remember leaving the pub
Skelped by Bailliestonboy July 2, 2009
When you try to find a restaurant on yelp, and it gets very good reviews, and then you go and it is pretty trashy.
This hummus place gets 80 reviews and has 4 stars, lets go!
4 hours later... Some nasty kind of stomach bug
"I just got skelped!"
skelped by SlackDash May 29, 2018
We’ve been skellied again
Skellied by HoidTheWit September 16, 2022
We’ve been Skellied again
Skellied by HoidTheWit September 16, 2022
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