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A word used by salty Fifa players before getting smacked twice

‘You’ll get your skelping next game you weapon’ ‘Look at Connor he just got skellped’

Skellped by UnbatedRobin42 September 14, 2018

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Skelped

Scottish

To be smacked or slapped, usually about the face or buttocks. Sometimes used as a threat to badly behaved bairns.

"If you don't cut that pish out, you're gonna get skelped!"

The ugly man had a face like a skelped arse.

Skelped by Fannybaws92 February 13, 2015

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skellied

When you are sleeping with a girl and you wake up in the middle of the night. You then proceed to pretend the girl's bed is a urinal and you piss on her bed while she is sleeping in it.

Yo my boy skellied that bitch last night. She had to wash her sheets 2 times.

skellied by Muhammed McLovin December 9, 2008

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Skelped

Used for being really drunk in Glasgow and parts of Scotland

A wiz pure skelped last night,canny remember leaving the pub

Skelped by Bailliestonboy July 2, 2009

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skelped

When you try to find a restaurant on yelp, and it gets very good reviews, and then you go and it is pretty trashy.

This hummus place gets 80 reviews and has 4 stars, lets go!
4 hours later... Some nasty kind of stomach bug
"I just got skelped!"

skelped by SlackDash May 29, 2018

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Skellied

When your friends move far away

We’ve been skellied again

Skellied by HoidTheWit September 16, 2022

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Skellied

When your friends move far away

We’ve been Skellied again

Skellied by HoidTheWit September 16, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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