Skelped

Scottish

To be smacked or slapped, usually about the face or buttocks. Sometimes used as a threat to badly behaved bairns.

"If you don't cut that pish out, you're gonna get skelped!"

The ugly man had a face like a skelped arse.

by Fannybaws92 February 13, 2015

Skelped

Used for being really drunk in Glasgow and parts of Scotland

A wiz pure skelped last night,canny remember leaving the pub

by Bailliestonboy July 2, 2009

skelped

When you try to find a restaurant on yelp, and it gets very good reviews, and then you go and it is pretty trashy.

This hummus place gets 80 reviews and has 4 stars, lets go!
4 hours later... Some nasty kind of stomach bug
"I just got skelped!"

by SlackDash May 29, 2018

skelper

This is a scottish word and can mean two things; 1. In its main context this is used to describe having a red face (i.e blushing)and comes from the word skelp which basically just means slap. After a person is skelped he or she would have a red mark where the contact was made (usually the face) hence they would have a skelper. 2. This word can also be used to describe a person (usually a female) who is less than attractive

1. Youve got a pure skelper by the way. 2. Did you see the burd he pulled last night she was a skelper

by fabiypt February 5, 2007

skeledirge

Final evolution of fuecoco and cool as all hell can be. It will steal your gardevoir and likely has a bigger penis than you.

Dude 1: cool your crocalor evolved into skeledirge

Dude 2: cool isn’t it? It looks like it could us!

Skeledirge: *fucking eats them all*

by Singing pills January 25, 2023

Skellped

A word used by salty Fifa players before getting smacked twice

‘You’ll get your skelping next game you weapon’ ‘Look at Connor he just got skellped’

by UnbatedRobin42 September 14, 2018