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Skeezball 

1) An exceptionally filthy person, usually male.

2) Someone who is such a disgusting asshole that it makes you feel slimy just thinking about them.
1) I can smell you from here! Go shower you skeezball!

2) Richard is such a skeezball. Being around him makes me want to vomit.
Skeezball by The Rouge Fox October 4, 2008
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See also, hoe. Term used to describe the basic hoe.
That bitch is a skeeza.
skeeza by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

Sacramento Skeeball 

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.
I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!
Sacramento Skeeball by Nykker2000 October 14, 2007

Skeezlandia 

A location, event, or function that is full of skeezers.
That Halloween party we went to last weekend was definitely skeezlandia.
Skeezlandia by XxEVILBEINGxX October 27, 2011

p'skeezle skazzel 

A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.
(knock on door)

My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?
You're a rich girl, far from a skeeza
I'm playin broke at the mall with your visa
skeeza by eXXX June 13, 2004