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skaterbater 

a skateboarder who love skating as well as he loves to sroke his salami or whack the monkey or yes even masterbate
The word is also used by skaters to sound cool.
I'm a straight up skaterbater.
Dude, im such a skaterbater.
skaterbater by Zachy Pooh March 31, 2007

Skateboat 

The trash skateboard one rides on rainy days. Bearings are janky and slow, likely been wd-40d at least six times. The deck looks like a chewed up popsicle stick with griptape on it. The wheels might be bigger, old, chipped up longboard wheels that look like they rode over a bed of nails. (A person might want big wheels to compensate for the bad bearings.) The trucks could be part Independent, part Thunder, with some old bushings from a kiddie skateboard. It's the board made from odds and ends, perfect for subjecting to torture like wet pavement.
There's no way I'm walking to work today. I don't care if it's raining, I'm taking the skateboat.

Gilbert: "It's wet outside. I want to skate, but I don't want to ride my Powell Peralta."

Marty: "Dude! Take your Skateboat!"
Skateboat by harebear January 14, 2013
An idividual, usually teenager,who is just laid back about life, and feels more comfortable traveling by skateboard than on their own two feet. Skaterats are easy to spot they are usually wearing a band or skate brand shirt, tightish jeans, sometimes a hat(usually a skatebrand fitted of a beanie), surrounded by a big group of friends(usually dressed the same),usually getting in trouble for some reason, and they will basically always have a board with them.
Rob Dyrdek is a skaterat
skaterat by SkAtErAt4LiFe March 15, 2009

skaterbation 

n: the act of skateboarding down a road with one's genitals hanging out, and stroking, pulling, yanking, lubing up, etc said preferably erect penis in the process.

v: to masterbate furiously while skateboarding(usually done as a prank, but theres the occasional wierdo who does it because it gets him off.)
"So I did a little skaterbation past a local picnic today. Scared the little ones."
skaterbation by Dunkappa October 11, 2007
Someone who has no life so they spend it skating and hanging around other no lifes. They are dirty and seem to refuse to keep up personal hygiene.
"Look at those skaterats"
"Yea they're disgusting"
Skaterat by Jax87 July 26, 2015
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