When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
Cheating and being abusive towards the onegal that has loved him more than anyone ever in his life.Shes stayed in a tent in the cold with him.Spooned him like his spirit really needed.Waited to be able to see him at a moment's notice.She has withstood the mental tests, appreciated the repeated stories of his life ,listened to the things he's taught her.She has fell in love with the uncleaned smell of his skin,and has hidden in fear when he yells at her,calls the cops,and threatens to never see her again.She has been "Stackhoused."
I am addicted to the smell of his neck...I have been so "Stackhoused". I don't know if I can ever recover.
Cheating and being abusive towards the onegal that has loved him more than anyone ever in his life.Shes stayed in a tent in the cold with him.Spooned him like his spirit really needed.Waited to be able to see him at a moment's notice.She has withstood the mental tests, appreciated the repeated stories of his life ,listened to the things he's taught her.She has fell in love with the uncleaned smell of his skin,and has hidden in fear when he yells at her,calls the cops,and threatens to never see her again.She has been "Stackhoused."
I am addicted to the smell of his neck...I have been so "Stackhoused". I don't know if I can ever recover.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.