When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
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a person who sleeps around, backstabs, is addicted to drugs, an alcoholic, a liar, and probably has stds and will be pregnant by next month.. If you know this person be aware because it is also followed by the very deadly pallendrum that leads to warts on he vagina and possibly lesbionic powers
Damn when he was screwing the skankhauser her pallendrum warts were bursting all over his midget fireman's helmet.
by Franz Schluvenburgeshica January 16, 2008
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