skankscuse

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When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.

Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!

skankscuse by Focier October 9, 2014

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Skankhouse

Amy Winehouse before she died

Oprah Winfrey is sure one helluva skankhouse

Skankhouse by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011

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skankscuse • skankhauser • Skankhouse • skank scale • skank scone

skankhauser

a person who sleeps around, backstabs, is addicted to drugs, an alcoholic, a liar, and probably has stds and will be pregnant by next month.. If you know this person be aware because it is also followed by the very deadly pallendrum that leads to warts on he vagina and possibly lesbionic powers

Damn when he was screwing the skankhauser her pallendrum warts were bursting all over his midget fireman's helmet.

skankhauser by Franz Schluvenburgeshica January 16, 2008

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026