Situ

This word is short for situation and is used to describe an awkward, uncomfortable or intense moment.

"That guy was dancing awfully close to you - were you having a bit of a situ?"

or

"Stop it, you're embarrassing me, I'm having a situ here!"

Situ by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009

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Situ-rape-tion

When a dude with horrible personality, ripped abs and orange skin drops a roofie in your drink

I thought Pittsburgh was an okay town until I got situ-rape-tioned by some Steeler.

Situ-rape-tion by Schnappy pappy February 23, 2011

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situ comoedia syndrome

Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.

Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.

situ comoedia syndrome by realconditions December 27, 2022

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situ-bae-tion

When you're in a messy situation with bae. Can be used when you and bae are fighting, bae is seeing another person, etc.

Bae: *flirts with dat bitch*
Girl 1: OMG, wtf is wrong with bae?????
Girls 2, 3, and 4: OMG!!!!! ______ is cheating on his GF!!!!!!
You: Gosh darn it, bae is SUCH an a-hole.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh I feel so bad for you!
Girl 1: Cheating boyfriend? Girl, you got yourself a real situ-bae-tion.

situ-bae-tion by think on it September 18, 2017