sitting on
sitting on by einSitzpinkler May 4, 2018
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Sitting on a cigar
Sitting on a cigar by Chipf70 March 11, 2012
sitting on a stick
By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.
sitting on a stick by YAWA May 14, 2015
Sitting on pancakes
a term meaning up to no good or shady business, such as what you would think if you saw someone actually sitting on pancakes
Sitting on pancakes by Mr.Moneybags April 3, 2011
Sitting on a wet log
Sitting on a wet log by Wetlogger August 26, 2013
sitting on a poop knob
When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
sitting on a poop knob by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Sitting on the Bonnet
Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.
Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.
Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.
Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!
Sitting on the Bonnet by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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