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Sittable 

A seat of any kind that is mildly damaged (whether it be a crack or a broken leg, etc.) but is not damaged to the point where it is not able to be used.
I accidentally put a crack in a chair in the children's section of the library, but it isnt splintered. It's sittable.
Sittable by BlueHandedMage August 10, 2019
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A face that's sexy enough to sit on
"God damn, that face is definitely sitable" *Jon says after looking in the Mirror
Sitable by Montgomery Nipps July 2, 2012

Un-Shittable-On 

1. The ability to stay cheery no matter how much shit life throws at you.
Denise: Wow, Jackie seems so happy. She's all smiles even though David just broke up with her.
Cindy: Yeah, that's Jackie though, she is un-shittable-on.
Un-Shittable-On by Pudge Jefferson December 29, 2009

shittable 

and adjective used to describe anything that is able to exit your poop chute into the watery depths below.
that cornbeef sandwich i had isn't shittable! I'm giving birth out my ass!
shittable by Pistol Petes August 2, 2008
To sit on a shitty chair next to Leeds Bradford Airport
To sit down on a shitty chair next to Leeds Bradford Airport in the darkness and figuring out that its clean so its sitable
Sitable by LBASHITE April 23, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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