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Sittable 

A seat of any kind that is mildly damaged (whether it be a crack or a broken leg, etc.) but is not damaged to the point where it is not able to be used.
I accidentally put a crack in a chair in the children's section of the library, but it isnt splintered. It's sittable.
Sittable by BlueHandedMage August 10, 2019
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A face that's sexy enough to sit on
"God damn, that face is definitely sitable" *Jon says after looking in the Mirror
Sitable by Montgomery Nipps July 2, 2012

Un-Shittable-On 

1. The ability to stay cheery no matter how much shit life throws at you.
Denise: Wow, Jackie seems so happy. She's all smiles even though David just broke up with her.
Cindy: Yeah, that's Jackie though, she is un-shittable-on.
Un-Shittable-On by Pudge Jefferson December 29, 2009

shittable 

and adjective used to describe anything that is able to exit your poop chute into the watery depths below.
that cornbeef sandwich i had isn't shittable! I'm giving birth out my ass!
shittable by Pistol Petes August 2, 2008
To sit on a shitty chair next to Leeds Bradford Airport
To sit down on a shitty chair next to Leeds Bradford Airport in the darkness and figuring out that its clean so its sitable
Sitable by LBASHITE April 23, 2024
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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