Guess's definitions

Eser

A wannabe who goes on www.urbandictionary.com and makes out that their name is synonmomous with Gangster.

Damn dog, you did an Eser.

by Guess April 9, 2005

robert de niro

the fakest italian of all time similar to mike showerz except even showerz is more italian then him.

he's been inducted to the italian american hall of fame even know he's 3/4's IRISH. he knows nothing about being italian even know he plays one all of the time....an example of this is he married like 3 blacks. real italians wouldn never dream of doing that.

fuck you robert deniro, i used to think u were half which is acceptable, but wow, WTF 3/4's irish....jesus christ

i know he's a good actor but fuck robert de niro for lying to me that peice of shit....he loves blacks.

by guess April 19, 2005

I'll never wash my cheek

What you do when a cute boy kisses it it.

"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"

by Guess September 22, 2003

wildatheart

Aussie filth from aussie land

you wildathearting again
are you being a fooker again

by guess December 22, 2003

vix

a really bad dude who roxx with snip0r rifle in unreal tournament

oooh, he did a vix

by guess February 22, 2003

Honkymuma

a feeling you get when you really need the crapper, or when you have an increased amount of tension building up in your abdomen.also known scientifically as gastric friction.

"Rose, are you o.k in there?"
"Yeah, nearly done...honkymuma..."

by guess April 10, 2003

gelert

A very confused reindeer, no wonder they are confused, considering what James does to them.

The gelert tried to escape as James attempted to do unspeakable things to it

by guess February 13, 2005