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ratfink

a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.
A: Look, a ratfink!
B: What's a ratfink?
A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.

B: I really dont care
by guess December 22, 2004
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Beisan

A beautiful, quiet girl, named after a beautiful quiet town.
"Wow. I wish I could be Beisan"
by Guess September 22, 2003
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gubernatorial

the way Ahhnold pronounces Governer; pigs elected by idiots.
"Ahhl bee bawk to rehpruhzent de stayte o Galivornia in de Goobernatorial 'leckshuns."
by Guess September 22, 2003
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A.F.I.

My sister's fav band. the lead singer sounds like a girl or a boy going through puberty except 10x worst. Some songs are okay.
Dude, the lead singer of A.F.I. sounds like a girl!
by Guess April 5, 2005
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zShort

that stupid zack kid at skool
zShort is a wining loser with no friends
by Guess November 5, 2003
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whats the have?

slang retarded people use to say something as simple as "whats up".

often the mentally challenged speak this code to each other rather then us UN-retarded people,because what un-retarded person would walk up to someone else and say "so, whats the have?" thats right no one because this "term" is fuckin ridiculous
RETARD walking up to an UN-retard

RETARD: a bia bia bia a paw paw paw eeey aaaaah aaawwwhats theeeyy haaaave aaa heo heo meow meow

UN-retarded: wow i hope you get shot in the face
by guess April 3, 2004
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flirmy

someone who pisses tec and mopo and ax7 off so much that they goto urban dictionary for revenge
holy shit! Flirmy has a bigger penis than us! lets go post on urbandictionary!
by Guess June 27, 2003
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