When someone farts so wet and loud, everyone in the room is most definitely certain that said person just sharted.
Sharbel: *rips one*
-heads turn-
Aaron: He just Shartbeled, didn't he?
Landon: That's a Shartbel if I've ever heard one.
-heads turn-
Aaron: He just Shartbeled, didn't he?
Landon: That's a Shartbel if I've ever heard one.
by BlueHandedMage August 7, 2019

Kady. Where to start with Kady... If anything was perfect in this world, it would be a Kady. Google sees Kady as a misspelled word. Anyone with sense would realize Kady is a lot more than that. If you have a Kady in your life, that person is always there for you, whenever you need them. They help you through tough times and always make you feel better. A Kady knows how to make you laugh and smile. Kady is your near-perfect best friend, regardless of anything that's happening. Be careful though, you don't want to make your Kady mad. You'll regret it.
by BlueHandedMage July 19, 2019

A seat of any kind that is mildly damaged (whether it be a crack or a broken leg, etc.) but is not damaged to the point where it is not able to be used.
I accidentally put a crack in a chair in the children's section of the library, but it isnt splintered. It's sittable.
by BlueHandedMage August 10, 2019

by BlueHandedMage September 6, 2019
