Sizemanship 

When someone or something does something in a way that emphasizes their size, whether positively, negatively, or in a neutral manner.

“Kiki the pup displayed such excellent sizemanship when he snuggly road the scenic byway in the backpack of his motorcyclist mama.”

“This fork ALMOST fits inside the Tupperware, but it just won’t close. What poor sizemanship!! This is baloney!”

“In sixth grade I was the glad bearer because I was the only one who the holster belt fit. My sizemanship came in handy that year and earned me the junior patriot’s metal.”

Sizemanship by Pearljamandspam May 24, 2021

smemanship

The most proficient, capable and overall professional individual on a team that can take a team to the highest level of proficiency if only they would show up to work

The level of smemanship is not optimal

smemanship by Work hard play harder March 21, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016