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A hot curvy, mexican girl that will suck your dick for free and is a thottie but is nice to everybody.
Did you hear about Sirani? I heard that thottie sucked off a dude in the bathroom yesterday
Sirani by KachiggaMyNihga May 20, 2018
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simranized 

Someone who can't take anything less than excessive praise.
Alex: You're really nice.
Pat: Only nice? Not amazing? I'm insulted.
Alex: That was a compliment. Sorry. I didn't realize you've been simranized.
simranized by MagicalCreatures October 8, 2012
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siranush 

A storng Queen who helped her king built the biggest dynasty. Very loving sweet lady. Also means Sir-love anush-sweet. Sweet love
Siranush the queen loves helping people.
siranush by Tig Kross December 17, 2018
A funny, beautiful, independant, hard-working, fun, sexy, brilliant, nice, helpful, loyal, dependable woman. She has enemies only because they can't except her accomplishments with men and education, this girl has it all and every man wants to be with her but every woman wants to either be her best friend, or hates to love her. She seems perfect but she also has her problems and may become dramatic and demanding at times but you know you love her and you will never stop because her name does mean queen and she sure is one!
guy #1: did you see shirani?

guy #2: only shirani could pull that off!

simranized 

A person, usually a guy, who has become used to another person, usually an obsessive girl, drooling all over him and constantly telling him how awesome he is and how much she loves him. This means the guy interprets anything less as offensive.
Becky: Hey John, how's your paper going?
John: Why do you even need to ask? Do you think it hasn't been going wonderfully?
Becky: I didn't say that. I didn't mean anything wrong.
John: That's hurtful.
Becky: I think you must've been simranized.
simranized by verdad12 October 7, 2012
Siani is smart, lovely, loves to talk, can be the bestest friend ever, a girl you won't ever want to leave, a intelligent girl who came into this world, who can outsmart you, have a great brain that can control her, make a lot of new friends easy, can have a lot on her mind to get out, have a lot of friends that will never give up on her, friends that will be behind her back if she is getting into a fight, loves to watch YouTube DK4L and D and B Nation, will set her dreams, never give up, a sexy wonderful person you could ever have. That is what a Siani is and ever break her heart or let her down at all.
Siani I want a Siani that is sexy and cute 💖
Siani by Cece Milan Washington March 23, 2017
An asian who can throw pretty footballs, and can run faster black guy. nicked name asian cuz they dont know how to pronounce his name. Specifically thai and chinese. (Chai) Gets straight A's except in math... SUPER SMART! LOVE THAI TEA... huge push over, wears glasses, black shoes, sags, an awesome asian. Has many friends. Sincerely, JM&CT
Pshh, i don't know and example. Too much work. Sirasit like to work. sirasit is smart...
Sirasit by JM&CT May 4, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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